we've got to move these refrigerators

Take Flashdance by Deep Dish - nice n' sleazy throbbing house, but a track I like rather than love - and inexplicably ladle large chunks of the riff from Money For Nothing by Dire Straits all over it. Hey presto! Instant genius. And a record that, rather like Somebody To Love or Shoot You Down, I find it difficult to comprehend if people don't utterly, utterly love...

My scripts came through for the rehearsed readings I'm doing on Monday - 7.30pm, Churchill Theatre, Bromley, £5! You knows it! - and they're actually pretty good. Pains me to say it, as the piece I wrote was unsuccessful, but it's true nonetheless. So, it'll be a busy weekend - show in Suffolk on Friday, show in Devon on Saturday, rehearsal in Bromley on Sunday, performance in Bromley on Monday - but that's what I want, so bring it on...

xxx.